Seeing a picture of books on tumblr and thinking to yourself like ‘yep, I read that one and that one, I haven’t read that one let me look that up to see if I would like it’


gaydirectioner:

When you go to dry your hands off but there’s no towel

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theyellowbrickroad:

My mom: dont MACKLEMORE me around
Me: did you just use macklemore as a verb
My mom: yeah

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

angrynerdyblogger:

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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gaytable:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

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wiggleman99:

it me

wiggleman99:

it me

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cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

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napkincole:

Dan and Tyler being offensive

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